Episode 100 • Revenge
Hold a grudge
(Someone) had it coming
Tit for tat
Revenge is a dish best served cold
Jeff: Hey Max, where’s my pen? Have you seen it? It was just here.
Max: What’s wrong, Jeff? You can’t find your lovely little pen? Here’s what happened to it.
Jeff: Why- Why is it broken? What happened?!
Max: I broke it!
Jeff: You did what? Why? That pen’s really expensive, you know?!
Max: You think I don’t know that?! I had the same exact pen two years ago and you broke it! I had to get a new one! I’m usually not one to hold a grudge but this time… it’s different. Sorry, but you had it coming, dude.
Jeff: I had it- I had it coming?! What are you talking about? Wait, so you broke it on purpose? When I broke yours, it was an accident!
Max: Tit for tat, man.
Jeff: What are we in second grade? I didn’t know you could be so vindictive, Max! Plus, like you said, the accident with your pen happened over two years ago! And I apologized plenty of times!
Max: Well, you know what they say ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold‘.
Jeff: I still can’t be- Hold on, wait! It’s here. My pen’s here! It was under my notebook this whole time, that’s why I couldn’t see it. Wait a second, if you didn’t break my pen, then whose pen did you break? Uh, Max, I’m sorry to have to tell you this but… I think you just broke your new pen…