Episode 109 • At the Store
Wife: I can’t believe you finally got the house. [Phone rings] Oh, sorry, it’s my husband. Hello?
Husband: Sorry to bother you. I know you’re with Carla. It’s just, I am almost done shopping, but I- I can’t find the garlic. I looked all over the place.
Wife: It’s in the produce section, honey, with all the fruit and vegetables.
Husband: Oh, got it. Oh, yeah, I think I see it now.
Wife: Sorry about that. That was my husband. I asked him to go grocery shopping. He never goes so he’s a bit lost. Anyway, you were saying that- [Phone rings] Hello?
Husband: Hey honey! Uhm, so here on the list, it says chicken. But I can only see beef.
Wife: It’s in the poultry section. Look to your left. See it?
Husband: Oh yeah! Awesome! Thanks, bye!
Wife: I mean how hard can it be? Seriously… he’s got the list. So you were telling me about the house-
Friend: Yes so, we bought it a few weeks ago and Ethan was- [Phone rings]
Husband: Hey sweetie. It’s me again! So I’m in the dairy section, but I can’t find the yogurt I like.
Wife: That’s because they don’t sell it there. I buy it somewhere else. I’ll get you some this week.
Husband: Oh, gotcha. Okay.
Wife: Unbelie- [Phone rings]
Husband: Sorry! Ha, ha, ha. I think they ran out of cinnamon.
Wife: What aisle are you in?
Husband: Uh 10? Where they keep all the flour and stuff.
Wife: Alright, turn the corner. Look up.
Husband: Ah! There it is! Thanks, babe! Alright I’m gonna go pay for all this stuff then.
Wife: Okay. I’ll see you later. Okay. I think we’re going to be fine now. He’s done shopping so there’s nothing else that could go wrong. [Phone rings] Okay this is just getting ridiculous. What could you possibly-?
Husband: Honey, I’m here at the checkout and… I just realized I forgot my wallet at home. Could you come by real quick?