Episode 110 • Dogs
Wag its tail
Boyfriend: Yes, honey.
Girlfriend: Don’t you think the dog’s been acting strange today?
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Well… first of all… he’s been barking non-stop,
Boyfriend: Yeah, well he’s a dog so…
Girlfriend: Girlfriend: Then half an hour ago he pooped on the carpet.
Boyfriend: Yeah but he’s a puppy. Even if he‘s housebroken, there’ll be accidents…
Girlfriend: Yeah but… when you guys came home, he seemed really uncomfortable. He didn’t wag his tail when he saw me and for a second I could’ve sworn he even growled at me.
Boyfriend: Growl? No way, Cooper’s such a good boy, he would never growl. Come here Cooper, you would never growl at mommy, would you? You’re a good boy, aren’t you? Oh yes, yes, you are. You are such a-
Girlfriend: Honey, when you went to the dog park earlier, did you keep Cooper with you the whole time?
Boyfriend: Yes, of course.
Girlfriend: No, I mean. On a leash. Did you keep him on a leash the whole time?
Boyfriend: Well, no, I let him free to run around and play with the other dogs. Oh, by the way, fun fact. There was this dog that looked just like Cooper. Same breed, same age. I spoke to his owner for a while. Nice guy, he’s from-
Girlfriend: Babe, was this guy’s dog’s name Bruce?
Boyfriend: Yeah, how do you know?
Girlfriend: Look at this dog’s collar. Honey, I think you brought home the wrong dog…