Episode 113 • Favors

Do someone a solid
Owe someone
Return a favor
Beg
Pretty please with a cherry on top
Story
Sam: Hey, man. Listen, I need you to do me a solid.
Mike: Uhm, okay, what do you need? Is it money? I can lend you some money.
Sam: No, it’s got nothing to do with money. I need you [clears throat]. I need you to break up with Angela for me.
Mike: What?! Why would I do that? She’s your girlfriend! No, no way. I’m not doing this to her.
Sam: Hey, dude. You owe me and you know that. Remember when your mom called me looking for you and you were out with Lucy, mh? Have you forgotten about that, uh? Well, now I need you to return the favor.
Mike: Seriously? That’s how you’re going to convince me. By telling me I have no other options?
Sam: Oh come on dude… I’m begging you. Just this one time.
Mike: I don’t know, Sam…
Sam: Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Mike: Ugh. Fine. Just this once. I’m not doing this ever again.
Sam: Alright, fine. Yeah, that’s cool.
[Phone ringing]
Mike: Hello, Angela? Hi, It’s Luke, so I, uhm, I don’t really know how to say this but Sam said-
Angela: [Gibberish]
Mike: Uh uh.
Angela: [Gibberish]
Mike: Oh, okay. Uhm, yeah. I guess I’ll tell him.
Angela: [Gibberish]
Mike: Alright, yeah, you too, bye.
Sam: What did she say? Why didn’t you say anything?
Mike: She said she wants to break up with you…