Episode 115 • Christmas
Put up (the tree)
Wife: Honey! I’m so excited! Did you get everything from the attic?
Husband: Uhm, yeah, I think so.
Wife: Even the lights?
Yep, even the lights.
Wife: Alright great, let me see. Alright, so the wreath will go over there. Can you hang it on the door? Okay, then these are the ornaments, I think we need some new Christmas decorations. All this stuff is so old. You know what? I’ll run to Target later and see if they have something oh and that way I can get some stocking stuffers for the kids, you know? Oh look, we have so much wrapping paper left from last year! Great, that means I can start wrapping up presents right away! Honey, can you pass me the tape?
Husband: Here. Babe, one thing. I know you always get really excited about Christmas and everything related to Christmas but don’t you think maybe we should wait a little longer before decorating?
Wife: What?! No! I want to do it now, come on, babe, please, you said you’d help me!
Wife: Alright, and then for the tree. My mom’s coming to help us put it up next weekend so we need a tree by then. Could you go to the Christmas tree farm and get one? I want a big one this year. Is that okay?
Husband: Yeah, it’s okay but I really think the tree will have to wait.
Wife: Why?! But that’s the best part!
Husband: I just don’t think I can find one at this time…
Wife: Yeah, I’m sure you can.
Husband: I really think it’s too early for that.
Wife: No, it isn’t. It’s never too early to decorate for Christmas.
Husband: But babe, it’s- It’s the middle of August!