Episode 118 • Laundry
Wring something out
Little sister: Hey, big sister. Whatcha doing?
Monica: Mom asked me to do the laundry.
Little sister: You can’t do the laundry!
Monica: Of course I can! I’m your big sister, remember? I can do anything.
Little sister: You’ve never done the laundry. Mom always does it. I bet you don’t even know where the hamper is.
Monica: Ha ha. Funny. It’s right behind you.
Little sister: What about the washer?
Monica: I know it’s this one.
Little sister: That’s actually the dryer.
Monica: What do you know?
Little sister: Mom told me. Do you even know how to use the dryer?
Monica: I- I don’t need to use it.
Little sister: What? How are you going to dry your clothes then?
Monica: I’m- I’ll just wring them out and then I’ll line dry everything. I saw grandma do it once. I got this, okay? Alright… Alright, now I’ll just add the softener and voilà. See? I told you I could do it. Now we just gotta wait.
Monica: Okay, now we just- Oh, no. Oh, no. What happened to my clothes? Why are they all white and gray?
Little sister: Monica, what does it say here on the bottle? B- bl- blee-
Monica: Just- Give me that! Oh no…
Little sister: What?
Monica: What I put in wasn’t a softener. -[sigh] That was bleach…