Episode 125 • At The Beach

Shades
Sunscreen
SPF
Tan
Sunburned
Story
Tanya: I am so happy it’s finally summer! Is that where we’re going?
Susie: Nah, that beach’s pretty dirty. Let’s go to this one.
Tanya: Alright. This looks like a good spot.
Susie: Yeah, this is perfect, not too close to the water and not too close to the bar. Yeah, this’ll do.
Tanya: Alright. So the plan is to spend the whole day here, right? I brought sandwiches and… oh, I almost forgot! Look at my new sunglasses!
Susie: Ooh! Nice shades!
Tanya: Thanks! … and I just. Oh no…
Susie: What?
Tanya: I think I forgot to bring sunscreen.
Susie: Oh, that’s okay. You can use mine. It’s SPF 50.
Tanya: Okay, perfect! Thanks! Where is it?
Susie: Here. It’s in my bag. You can take it. I’m just going to go get us a couple of beers. I’ll be right back.
Tanya: Okay. I’ve found it by the way. Thanks!
[Clock ticking]
Tanya: Okay, I think we’re ready to go home. I mean, we’ve been lying in the sun for what? 6? 7 hours? We should get going.
Susie: Okay, let me just- What happened to you?!
Tanya: What? What is it?
Susie: You’re completely red.
Tanya: What? No! That’s impossible, I wore your sunscreen. I’m- I’m just tan.
Susie: That is not a tan. You’re sunburned.
Tanya: What? I wore your sunscreen! I did! Look, I’ve been putting it on every two hours!
Susie: That?! That is not sunscreen! That is my lotion!