Episode 126 • Getting Lost
In the middle of nowhere
Have a good sense of direction
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Michael. We’ve been driving around for hours. Can we just- I don’t know… ask somebody?
Michael: No, no. I- I’ve got this, Rachel.
Rachel: You do? Oh, okay. So you meant to wind up in this tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, right?
Micheal: Listen, I- We’ll figure it out, okay? I‘ve got a pretty good sense of direction.
Rachel: Yeah, right. Listen, if we could just check, just real quick, what the GPS says, maybe-
Micheal: Uh, uh. No. No GPS. You know how I feel about that thing.
Rachel: Yes, you don’t want to use it because you think the government is using it to track us.
Micheal: That’s right. That’s exactly right, sweetie.
Micheael: Plus, I know how to get to Garden City. We just need to go south. Yeah, south. So we’re going to go left here and-
Rachel: What? That is not south?
Micheal: How do you-? Yes, it is.
Rachel: No, it isn’t!
Micheal: Listen, do you- Do you happen to have a compass on you?
Rachel: A c- a compass? Do I look like a girl scout? No, of course I don’t have a compass! Not sure if you’ve noticed but I’m not a pirate and we’re in the 21st century so no, no compass. Wait, there’s- there’s someone. Just, stop the car. Stop the car! There’s a man over there, we can ask him!
Micheal: No, we don’t need to-
Rachel: I said “Stop the car”.
Rachel: Uhm, sir. Excuse me. Hi. Do you happen to know how to get to Garden City?
Stranger: Garden City. Why, ma’am. You are in Garden City.
Rachel: We are?
Micheal: I told you I could find it!