Episode 133 • Social Media
Claire: Hey Lizzie! Guess what?
Claire: I have a boyfriend!
Lizzie: Wait, are you talking about that Michele something?
Claire: Yep! We just made it Facebook official!
Lizzie: Oh, boy… That is serious! How did you guys meet again?
Claire: On Instagram! He started deep-liking a bunch of pictures that I posted like two or three years ago so I checked out his profile and I couldn’t believe it, like, he was just so hot!
Lizzie: Let me see a picture.
Claire: I mean… Look at this. That used to be his profile pic.
Lizzie: Man, talk about a thirst trap… Why do men post these kinds of pictures?! I don’t get it…
Claire: Stop it! Leave him alone!
Lizzie: What’s his Instagram?
Claire: Why do you want to know? So you can spend the rest of the night hate-watch all his reels?
Lizzie: I would never!
Claire: Yes, you would.
Lizzie: Yeah, you’re right, I totally would and I totally am! What’s his Instagram handle?
Claire: I’m not telling you. You’ve never liked any guy I’ve liked anyway.
Lizzie: Oh, shut up. What’s his Instagram?
Lizzie: Come on, I’m serious!
Claire: So am I!
Lizzie: No way, I’ve found him. Oh look. He just posted a new picture!… With a girl… who’s showing off her engagement ring…
Claire: Wait, what?
Claire: Let me see! That dirty little-