Episode 136 • Fear
Scare the living sh*t out of someone
Have a crippling fear of something
Shake like a leaf
Hold on for dear life
Steve: Hey Matt, I’m over here at the entrance waiting for you. Where are you?! We were supposed to meet 15 minutes a-
Steve: Oh my- Matt, you scared the living sh*t out of me!
Matt: I know, sorry, I couldn’t resist. So, ready?
Steve: Yeah. I think so.
Matt: Okay, where do you want to go first? There’s just so many cool rides here!
Steve: I don’t know… But remember? I told you on the phone. I have a crippling fear of roller coasters, okay? So I’m not riding one.
Matt: Yeah, well, we’ll see. We can talk about that later.
Steve: No, I’m not doing it. I’m telling you. You can’t convince me.
Matt: Wait a second. Hear me out.
Steve: No, I don’t want-
Matt: What about this one? This one doesn’t look too scary, right?
Steve: I don’t care. I’m not getting on it.
Matt: Oh my gosh, look. Isn’t that Mary? The girl you like?
Steve: Oh my gosh, yeah. Wait, she’s- She’s coming this way…
Mary: What’s up guys? I didn’t know you guys liked roller coasters. Hey Steve!
Steve: Hey Mary.
Mary: Are you in line? You’re getting on this?
Matt: No, we’re…
Steve: Yeah, yeah, we are.
Mary: Oh wow. It looks a little scary for me. I’ll just look at you guys from down here. Have fun!
Matt: Wait, what’s happening? I thought you didn’t want to get on-
Steve: Shut up. Mary’s looking.
Matt: Okay. Alright pull this down. There you go. Oh my gosh, dude, you’re shaking like a leaf. Are you sure you want to do this?
Steve: I’m fine.
Matt: Okay, brace yourself. Here we go.
Steve: Wow. That was a-mazing. I can’t believe I didn’t want to get on it. I mean, I was holding on for dear life the entire time, in fact I was holding on to this thing so tight my hands hurt now, but like, oh my gosh, how cool was that? Do you want to go again? I think we should go again.
Steve: Matt, are you okay? You don’t look too well.
Matt: That- That was a little much for me. I think I’ll wait for you down here.