Episode 20 • Acronyms
Last weekend I celebrated my birthday. It took me months to plan it, oh and, FYI, the guy I like was going to be there. Well, I wake up in the morning, super excited. I look in the mirror and OMG. I see this huge pimple, right in the middle of my forehead. I swear it was the biggest pimple I had ever seen. In the afternoon, right before getting ready for the party, I checked again and it was twice as big and even redder. Sorry, I know this is probably TMI. Anyway, I called my doctor’s office and asked the secretary to have the doctor call me back ASAP. When he did and I explained the situation to him, he said it was NBD, I just had to wait and it would go away. He couldn’t understand. There was only one thing I could do: I took a pair of scissors and cut my hair so it would hide my forehead. Nobody noticed my pimple at the party, only how ridiculous I looked with that terrible new haircut.