Stand-up comedian Gig Punchline Hilarious Crack someone up Story Greg: Hey, nice to meet you. I’m Greg.Lucy: Nice to meet you, Greg. I’m Lucy. I love this place! I’d never been here. What about you?Greg: Ehm, yeah. I work here. Lucy: Oh, really? What do you do for a living, Greg? Greg: Oh, I- I’m …
It’s a matter of life or death Dig your own grave Sleep with the fishes Have one foot in the grave Be food for worms Story Wife: Hello?Don Vito: Hello. I’d like to speak to Mr. Branzini, please.Wife: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m afraid he’s busy at the moment, do you want me to-Don Vito: I …
Feel blue Spot Keep someone in the dark As white as a sheet Have a green thumb Story Barbara: Chloe! My little sister! Oh.. I’ve missed you so much! I haven’t seen you in forever. I’ve just been so busy with work. I’m so happy to be back at home for a couple of days. …
Break up Get good reception Get cut off Hang up on someone Dial a number Story Meg: Hey grandma! It’s me! Meg.Grandma: Meg. Hi sweetie! How are you? [breaking up]Meg: Grandma, I can’t hear you very well, what’s wrong with your phone?Grandma: Oh, I don’t know, I got this new phone and I’m not sure …
Run a red light Driving instructor Pull to the curb Brake Flat tire Story Girl: Hey? What’s up?Boy: Good! You? So, how did your driving test go?Girl: What? You haven’t heard?!Boy: No, what happened? Girl: The whole town knows! So… I got there a bit late.Boy: How late? Girl: Like 20 minutes, so my driving …
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